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One day in the year 1987 a group of friends were walking around the park looking for something to do. It was an odd group of friends; no one would have guessed they would be together as friends. It was a baby elephant named Tiger, a jack in the box named Tom, a skeleton named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and yes, me, the one and only Michael Jackson. When we were walking in the park we bumped into a petite girl she looked about 13 was a little more than 5 foot. â??Hello gentlemen. Iâ??m Alease Fruitleg.â? Yup sheâ??s a sales person. Only a sales person would come up to you and introduce themselves to you before you even get to say â??Iâ??m sorryâ? for bumping into them. She probably ran into us on purpose. â??Uhh hi. Sorry for running into you.â? I said. â??Oh hi. Umm would you like to try out my product? Itâ??s really greatâ? She said with an enthusiastic voice. â??Um maybe another time.â? I tried to walk past her, but she wouldnâ??t let me. â??Um I really got to go so-â??she cut me off. â??Please try it; you wonâ??t be disappointed I promise!â? she said. I sighed. â??Fine. What is your product for?â? â??Itâ??s for umâ?¦making everyone love you. If you try it everyone will love you.â?She said. Do you think I believe her? No! I mean Iâ??m the most lovable♥ person I know. Iâ??ll try it anywaysâ?? my â??♥Love Me♥â? meter is going down. So I said I would try her thing and she said she didnâ??t have it with her. What kind of sales person is she?! She doesnâ??t have her product with her when sheâ??s trying to sell it? Wow. Just wow. She told me and my friends to get in her truck. What?! Iâ??m not letting a freaking 13 year old drive me! â??Um may I ask where are we going?â? I asked. â??If weâ??re going to a zoo count me out.â? Tiger yelled out. â??No.â? she laughed â??Wow your pet elephant is the cutest thingâ? â??Iâ??m not his pet! Iâ??m his friend!â? Tiger shouted to Miss Fruitleg. â??Tiger calm down; sheâ??s going to do something good for us.â? I said to Tiger. â??She is probably going to cheat us like everyone else tries to do. She just wants your money Michael. Canâ??t you see?â? Wolfgang said in a sophisticated British voice. â??No. You can trust me. Mr. Jackson, sir, I would NEVER try to cheat you.â? She said in a cute loveable voice. â??I know. Itâ??s just that some of my friends here donâ??t know how to act in front of a lady.â? I said referring to my fairly rude friends. Alease started the car and immediately music blasted from the radio speakers. Guess what song was on. Yep, you guessed it. Billie Jean was on the radio. â??No stop! Turn it off!â? I yelled at her trying to make my voice go over the loudness of the speakers. â??Why? I love this song. Do you not like it?â? she questioned. â??No I like it. Itâ??s just I really donâ??t want to hear myself sing. Can we listen to 95.1?â? I said. â??Um sure, what's the station number?â? she asked me. â??I just said it.â? I replied to her. â??What did you say?â? she asked me again looking totally clueless. â??Uh 95 point one.â? I said like I was pointing out the obvious, but clearly she couldnâ??t see it. â??What? Oh! Okay.â? She said as she was trying to tune to the station. She said she couldnâ??t find it. She is really getting on my nerves; I bet this isnâ??t even her car. She probably just saw some random truck and said â??This looks expensiveâ? and took it. Iâ??ve known people who would do that. â??Hey, Alease, how about I drive.â? I suggested for the safety of everyone. Honestly if I let her drive Iâ??ll be responsible for all of our deaths. I once heard some guy say that if you donâ??t try and stop the problem, it will never be solved. Who said that? I have no freaking clue. Well I think it was one of those hoboes with a sign that said that. He had pretty neat handwriting for a hobo. Well the Rs were backwards. Ugh! Michael stop; your getting off topic! â??Michael, I want to drive. I promise I wonâ??t crash.â? â??Now, Alease, youâ??re not supposed to make promises you canâ??t keep. Just let me drive.â? I was in the passenger seat so I reached and took her hands off the steering wheel. â??Now give me the wheel and let me drive. Iâ??m not going to let anyone get hurt.â? â??I can drive you know! If I couldnâ??t why would I have this?!â? she held up her license. â??Huh Michael?â? What the heck?! Why does a thirteen year old girl have a driverâ??s license?! That's not supposed to happen until 2012. Thatâ??s how the world is going to end, and I donâ??t want it to end now. â??Get off the wheel!â? she pushed my hands off â??Iâ??m driving! My mom lets me drive all the time! Why donâ??t you trust me?â? Again, what the heck?! What kind of crazy jacked up mother lets her 13 year old daughter drive? She must want her to die, but she doesnâ??t have enough courage to kill her herself. So she gave her a car. What a great way to try to kill your daughter. â??Sweetie, I am not dying today and neither are you. Just let me drive and weâ??ll all live long happy lives.â? I smiled at her. â??Fine.â? She said in a pouty voice and unwillingly moved to the passenger seat. â??Thank you.â? I moved to the driverâ??s seat. â??So where are we going?â? I asked her while smiling. â??Just follow the direction on the GPS. It should tell you where to go.â? She said in a tone that indicated that she was still mad at me. I started to drive according to the directions that the GPS was blurting out at me. â??4 MILES NORTHâ? the GPS yelled and woke everybody up. Itâ??s been hours since we left, which was about 3:00PM, and now itâ??s 7:00PM. â??1 MILE SOUTHâ? the GPS went again. â??Shut up! Gosh I canâ??t even walk around the park with ma homies for one second without getting in some kind of trouble! Michael this is your fault! You attract so much attention! Ya know what? Iâ??m getting out of here!â? Tom shouted with a voice filled with irritation. He started banging his head against the window like he could break the glass. â??Stop it Tom!â? I yelled getting annoyed with him. â??YOU HAVE NOW REACHED YOUR DESTINATION! YOU HAVE-â??Tomâ??s voice boomed over the loud GPS. â??SHUT UP YOU FREAKING GPS, OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!â? Tom said with anger and rage like he really was going to kill him- I mean it. â??Tom, dude, chill out. Youâ??re going to wake her up.â? I was referring to Alease. Yeah, she was sleeping. I know right? Thatâ??s why she couldnâ??t drive, because she would fall asleep for the 4 hour drive. See I have endurance , she doesnâ??t . And plus, she never told me it was going to be such a long drive. Oh I think this is it. Thereâ??s a sign, it says: ~**Fruitleg Shirt Manufacturing**~. A shirt manufacturing company? What is it with me and my loveable♥ personality that makes me give into things so easily? I get into these kinds of messes every single day. I donâ??t get what I do to deserve this. I mean a simple walk in the park is all I ask for! Gosh. Why does life have to be so dang hard? â??Alease wake up, sweetie.â? I said while shaking her. â??Were here. Get up.â? â??What?â? she said in a very tired voice. â??Are we here?â? she opened her eyes a little more. She gasped. â??Yes! Were here! Câ??mon guys! Câ??mon!â? she quickly hopped out of the passenger seat and ran outside. She ran into the factory like she thought we were going to follow her in. We didnâ??t. â??Where do you think sheâ??s going, sir? Wolfgang asked me. â??The world may never knowâ? I said to him. She came back out of the factory. â??Câ??MON!!! GUYS THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!â? she yelled trying to throw her voice through the rolled up windows on her car. She ran up to the car and rammed into it. She smudged her face up against the once clean window. She was rolling her face all on it and licking it and everything. Eww! She looks like she just had too much to drink. Thatâ??s not supposed to happen until 2012 either. What is this world coming to? Iâ??m freaking 28, I donâ??t wanna die now. â??Lock the doors so she canâ??t get in! Then drive like itâ??s the last time you can ever drive a car, then you drive to the nearest motel and rent out 6 rooms.â? Tom said explaining his little plan. â??Why would I need 6rooms? There are only four of us.â? I asked Tom. â??Just listen to the plan and DRIVE!â? Tom shouted. I rolled down the window. â??Alease, sweetie, are you okay?â? I asked. I was really wondering if she was high right now, because she is sure acting like it. â??Yeah Iâ??m great. Never better. She smiled. â??Rightâ?¦â? I said in disbelief. â??Okay, everybody out!â? I clapped my hands like I was a coach trying to make little boney morons to bench 100 pounds . We all got out of her truck, unwillingly of course, and walked into the depressing little factory. She was leading us like she was an old cartoon character. Like a 1960s Mickey Mouse. He always walked with a little swagger in his step, and thatâ??s exactly how she was walking. She led us to a big dangerous cold looking machine. She told us to step inside of it. Is that girl crazy?! Do I really look that vulnerable? Well I am cute as a button. Okay Iâ??m just kidding, but seriously she thinks Iâ??m that stupid? I am not- What are you doing Tiger?! Tiger just got into the cold deadly machine. â??Tiger get out of there!â? I yelled at him. I was supposed to protect him. Heâ??s only a baby, hardly 5 years old(No, not in elephant years). Well he doesnâ??t know any better. I grabbed him and took him off of that deadly conveyer belt. â??That is not a â??Love Me Machineâ?, itâ??s a metal death trap!â? I yelled. â??You liar! I hate you, you almost killed my elephant.â? I ran out of the factory with a very frightened Tiger behind me. Wait. What about Wolfgang and Tom? Oh my gosh I canâ??t believe I forgot about them. â??Wolfgang! Tom! Where are you!?â? â??They already went into my machine. There most likely dead.â? She smiled an evil smile☻. â??No! They canâ??t be. Wolfgang already died and Tom is an inanimate object.â? â??No. They are dead. I recycled Wolfgangâ??s bones and Tomâ??s plastic and I made them intoâ?¦T-SHIRTS!!â? I fell to my knees â??NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!â? I shouted in grief of my friends. Lightning flashed. Scary slow music was being played on the organ. A storm started brewing and thunder cracked. Whatâ?¦theâ?¦heck? Why is it stormy outside now? One bad thing happens and everything turns all glum and gray. And where the heck did the organ music come from? I looked around and saw an electric organ hooked up to 3 surround sound amplifiers. I pushed the organ player out of the seat and began to play â??ABCâ? from when I was a kid. It was the most cheerful song I could think of. The sun came back out. Well we havinâ?? some weird weather today. I got up from the organ and started to yell at that Devil Child (Alease) again. â??If you think you can murder people and turn them into T-shirts and not have any guilt after doing itâ?¦You must be pretty messed up. I will not tell anyone you did this if you let me have my friends and will not sell them.â? I held my hand out for an agreeing handshake. â??Deal?â? She reached out for my hand in hesitation. â??Okay. Deal.â? She shook my hand. I held out my hands for her to give me my friends. â??Now give me my friends.â? â??A dealâ??s a deal.â? She said with a smile. Well that was easy. Oh my gosh! I forgot about Tiger, heâ??s still outside! I walked outside and I couldnâ??t find him. Oh no, his momâ??s going to kill me. â??TIGER!!â? I yelled trying to find him. â??Mikey???â? I heard his cute little voice yelling my name. â??Tiger, where are you?!â? I really needed to find him. He was the only friend I had left. â??Iâ??m over here!â? I heard Tigerâ??s voice again. â??Whereâ??s over here?â? I yelled. â??In the forest!â? He said. So I went into the forest. I saw black and orange stripes run across the forest grounds. â??Tiger?â? I thought I saw him. â??Mikey? Is that you?â? I saw him approaching me. â??Tiger!!â? I ran up to him and hugged his little striped body. â??Whereâ??s Skelly (Wolfgang) and Tommy?â? he asked with a sort of sad face like he knew what the answer was going to be. I was afraid to tell him the answer but he was going to find out sooner or later. Might as well tell him now. â??Tiger, Wolfgang and Tom died. They got recycled into T-shirts.â? I hung my head in sorrow. â??Iâ??m sorry. I tried to save them.â? â??There dead, Mikey? They canâ??t be. Bones donâ??t die and neither do jack in the boxes.â? He said to me. â??I know but they got recycled. You canâ??t get them back now.â? I started to shed tears. â??Mikey?â? Tiger asked. I answered him. â??Yes?â? â??Did they go to heaven?â? Tiger questioned. â??Yes, yes they did.â? I started to smile. I knew that even though they were recycled they are in a happier more beautiful place. ☺☻♥~THE END~♥☻☺
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