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The Variety Show (Episode One) *Pt.1*

Dedicated To All The Readers and MJ!!
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Ok, If you have watched "Martin Lawrence" show, then you will get the story. This episode is this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeURwbmZY5A

This is gonna be a short few chapters. Enjoy!!
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So, Michael was in his radio station when his Co-worker Stan walked in.

Stan: Oh! It's that time of the year, Michael. It's WZUP third annual "Talent Fest".

Michael: Well, correct me if I'm wrong, Stan. But, didn't last year "Talent Fest" consists of you dancing with three old nasty strippers?

His friend Sam come in the conversation. (I don't know his name)

Sam: Michael, we made a lot of money. Those girls picked up a lot of dollar bills.

Stan: Yes, indeed.

Michael: You know what, Stan? Ya'll are buggin' ,man. Look, if your gonna do the show, make it for a good cause. Raise some money, do a benefit.

Stan: Michael, this is for a good cause. My pad need some new carpet.

Michael: How about I produce it and make if for a good cause? How about AIDS RESEARCH?

Stan: Oooo Michael, that it for a good cause. And besides, all the strippers I know are saggin', man. Alright, Michael you are on.

~*~

Michael makes his way to his house, to do auditions.

Him and Sam were sitting by eachother waching an old lady sing name Ms.Ester.

Ms.Easter: *singing* I'm every woman, it's all in me. **pulls dress up a little so she would look fine** Anything you want done Baby, I'll do it naturally.

Sam: *claps*

Michael: *slowly looks at Sam, then back at Ms.Ester* Thank you, Ms.Ester. Well, um, we will let you know. We love the song, you know? But, the part in the middle, when you lift your dress up. LOSE THAT.

Ms.Ester: Watch it, sucka. **walking to door and mumbles* I know I can sing **walks out door*

Michael: What's up man? Watcha' think?

Sam: Well, I thought she was good.

Michael: Wrong, wrong, wrong. Look Sam, don't THINK, just listen and learn, okay?

Michael's Girlfriend, Amber walkes through the door, with friend Pam.

Amber: Hey, Baby. **walking towards Michael** People are lining up everywhere. **handing him a clipboard**

Pam: Yes, every since people heard you were doing this AIDS benefit, they've been buying tickets like crazy.

Michael: What?, ya'll didn't know I large I was?

Sam: Yes Michael, your the man.

Michael: Right on.

Pam: *rolls eyes*

Amber: Um, honey. Cole is outside. Your not really gonna make him audition, right? **sitting down*

Michael: Yes, Amber. I made Tommy audtion, and I'm making you audtion too. And I mean, you good and everything. But, uh, you ain't all that. **looking at Sam**

Amber: **slaps his arm**

Michael: Call in the next person. **talking to Sam**

Sam: *runs to the door* Number 24.

Cole comes in.

Michael: Name, please.

Cole: What you mean?

Michael: Name.

Cole: Hey, Michael it's me. I'm your boy, Cole Brown.
Michael: What do you do?
Cole: Duhh, I clean airplanes.
Michael: Duhh, what do you do in the talent show? **rolls eyes*
Cole: Well, I do a really good Michael Jackson impression.
Michael: Come on, let's see it.
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Thanks For Reading!!~~ ^*Tammi^*

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